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Observations

September 23, 2011

Ipad not supporting Flash is like water not supporting boats.

Eighty year-old Alabama crack-dealing woman busted.  Really?

Where have all the flowers gone?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn’t get worse every year.

Why do fat chance and slim chance have the same meaning?

Bad politicians are elected by good people who don’t vote.

We need another John Wayne… maybe 2.

If you’ve never been to the desert can you truly appreciate rain?

Electricity is organized lightning.

The national debt is 14 trillion, 755 billion.

My share of that is: $47,250  (I think I am screwed.)

Life is better than death. Only the living get strawberries.

Amazing Grace (Yes it is)

Amazing Race (Not really)

There’s no need to fear… Underdog is here. (Down boy!)

May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.

God grant me the serenity to deal with editors.

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.  – Groucho Marx

The world would be a worse place without Muppets and Banjos.

 

 

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2 Comments
  1. September 23, 2011 9:51 am

    This is my favorite “Observations” EVER!

  2. September 24, 2011 8:57 am

    “Ipad not supporting Flash is like water not supporting boats.”– you’re cracking me up. Boy, do I so feel your pain.

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