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Observations

April 1, 2011

Cape Hatteras Lighthouse (Pre-move location)

Places I would like to return to before I die.

— Cape Hatteras, NC.

— New Orleans, LA.

— Brugge, Belgium

— Okinawa

— The Daytona 500

— The Air and Space Museum (Wash, DC)

— New York, NY.

— Sturgis, SD.

Politicians do not necessarily make good leaders.  And vice versa.

Twizzlers are a special gift from the twisty gelatin candy gods.

I hope the Bronx Zoo Cobra had a good vacation. https://twitter.com/BronxZoosCobra#

I hear a Navy seal team has a new game in mind. Pin the tail on Qaddafi.

Target is better than Wal-Mart.

Why do people drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

What if schools had all the money they need and the Air Force had Bake Sales to buy new jets?

I smelled puppy breath last night – a six week old pure bred Tzi tzu puppy.

A computer is almost human – except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

They tell me that stuff at Long John Silvers is fish. I remain unconvinced.

Sirhan Sirhan doesn’t remember shooting Bobby Kennedy. (The parole board forgot to release him.)

If you hold a woman’s purse to your ear do you hear the mall?

Starbucks needs to have a Dollar Frap day and give the proceeds to Juan Valdez.

So… I wonder what the rest of the Two and a Half Men cast is doing?

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One Comment
  1. April 2, 2011 7:03 am

    As much as I’m going to miss you, I think I’ll take the opportunity to visit Paris while you’re in Dayton, Okinawa and Sturgis. 😉

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