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And you think your Christmas is weird!

December 25, 2010

ITALY

The Vatican, unable to prove the existence of modern-day Santa Claus decided to tell kids that a kindly old witch, La Befana, delivers presents to them. So instead of waiting enthusiastically for Santa to arrive in his reindeer sleigh, the children dreams of a witch bringing them Christmas gifts. So let me get this straight – Santa Clause is a witch? Is Santa Clause a good witch or a bad witch?

PORTUGAL
On the morning of Christmas day, people in Portugal have a traditional feast called ‘consoda’ with a twist; not only does the family get together to eat but also dead people are invited. Extra places are set and food is offered to the deceased.

AUSTRIA
In parts of Austria, Bavaria and Switzerland, the last month of the year is also a time, especially for naughty kids, to be scared! Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus, a devil-demon creature equipped with cow bells and rods, usually accompanied by the Nikolaus (a sort of Santa Clause) and roam the streets to frighten children as well as adults. This is called a Krampuslauf.

SPAIN
A typical Christmas tradition in Spain involves putting up a ‘belen’, part of the nativity scene – the day when baby Jesus wasborn and the three wise men arrived in Bethlehem. Except, among the figurines, you’ll find a character called ‘El Caganer’ (translated to the great defecator). In Catalonia, this figure is particularly popular. He’s literally defecating– the “fertilizer” means the year will yield a good harvest. Well isn’t that just special!

It begs the question: Does the Belen s–t in the woods?

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4 Comments
  1. December 25, 2010 1:34 pm

    So, the Vatican is endorsing witches? It’s about time, lol. Those Austrians have me worried, though. The Krampus looks like the Creeper with horns. As much as I love the Creeper, I’d just as soon not see him walking around on the streets!

  2. December 25, 2010 1:35 pm

    Oh, and apparently, the answer to your question is no. The Belen does not shyte in the woods; he shytes in your nativity scene. That’s wrong on too many levels, hahahahahaha!

  3. December 27, 2010 8:51 am

    Aaw, guys, the Befana can be considered Santa’s wife! 😉 And she brings candies to good children and coal to naughty children. And she does it on the night of Jan.5, not Christmas.
    Take it from someone who never believed in Santa but did believe in the Befana until she was 13 (and went back to Italy where she was brutally told “it’s your mum, silly!”)…
    Have a great rest of Holiday Season! 😀

  4. TRISH permalink
    January 1, 2011 2:11 pm

    LMBelenO!!….NOW THE MIRACLE WOULD
    BE>>>>FINDING 3 WISE MEN!!

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