Weirdo Wednesday - August 3, 2011

I can say with absolute certainty that one of everyone’s favorite online shopping place is Amazon.com. They’ve got a little bit of everything for everybody. They got books, camping gear, pots and pans, and every little gadget you could hope to hope for.

With that kind of inventory — you are going to find some pretty weird stuff. Let’s start with the odd, strange and bizarre books, not in any particular order. (Parental discretion advised)

• How to Live with a Huge Penis [Paperback] (Who knew this was a big problem)
  (No pun intended)
• The Haunted Vagina (Somebody’s ex no doubt)
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor (I actually like this guy)
• How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
  (I don’t think I need an instruction manual)
• Stupid White Men: …And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation 
  (The obligatory douchebag)
• How to Cook Roadkill (Care for some squirrel tartare?)
• Steal This Book (By Abbie Hoffman – Not in big demand)
  Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #10,363,471
• The Zen of Farting (Tell it Brutha!)
• Dick: A Users Guide (This would’ve come in real handy when I was 15)
• Taming a Liger: Unexpected Spiritual Lessons from Napoleon Dynamite
  (The Liger, for those of you that don’t know, is bred for it’s skills in magic.)
• The Mullet: Hairstyles of the Gods (Brought to you by the 80s)
• Tea Bag Folding - The techniques are simple – the papers are cut, then folded, to create rosettes. These can then be built up with paper segments to create colourful, decorative and circular designs. Many different items can be embellished with these rosettes – photograph albums, journals, books, frames, boxes, cards and more. This book is packed with new and exciting ideas, and lots of information for all tea bag folding enthusiasts. (Both of ‘em)

And if you think the books are weird, you should see some of the other stuff you can buy at Amazon.

URANIUM ORE

Doesn’t that deserve a big weirdo Wednesday WTF???